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WONKA Testers Needed!

One day as you stroll along the street, you notice a large, purple sign hanging outside the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. It looks something like this:

"WONKA Testers needed right away! So don't delay! I haven't got all day! Come try this exciting, new opportuni-tay!"

"Wow", you think, "What's a WONKA Tester?"

Blip! The sign suddenly changes!

"We can't tell you exactly what a WONKA Tester is, but we can say it's fun, exciting and not too dangerous!"

"Hmmm", you think, "I wonder if I'm qualified to be a WONKA Tester."

Blop! The sign changes again!

"Don't be a pain in my hide! Of course you're qualified! Now it's time to WONKAnize! So knock!"

With that, you knock on the factory gate. It opens with a whoosh. Five Oompa Loompas stare back at you, blinking in the sunlight and immediately pull you inside. They wildly steer you down a series of dark, winding tunnels. What have you gotten yourself into? You look up at the ceiling - it's oozing with chocolate! A big glob drips down and you catch it in your mouth. Yum! Well, whatever you've gotten yourself into, it tastes good so far.

The Oompa Loompas walk you to a huge door labeled in shiny letters "INVENTING ROOM - DO NOT DISTURB unless you are on official business or you have a VERY, VERY, VERY important question." In smaller, shiny letters, someone has added "WONKA TESTERS may come and go as they please."

The door swings open and the Oompas leave you standing in the middle of three towering vats bubbling over with goopy, rainbow soups. Sweet smells twirl around you as machines click and beep and shoot out piles of GOBSTOPPERS and NERDS.

"My WONKA Tester!" shouts Willy Wonka as he smiles down at you, his purple suit dusted with green and yellow sugar powder. He lifts his left eyebrow and says, "Let's get to work, shall we?"

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